The Oatmeals State of the Web vintern 2012-2013 →

America, I love you. But sometimes your battle cries are both as appalling as they are hilarious. BUT FEAR NOT! I have a solution: Every time a species gets upgraded on the endangered species list, we take away one staple from the American diet. For example: Grizzly Bears go extinct? NO MORE BACON, MOTHERFUCKERS.

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